Somebody asked a question on the internet that said "what makes america so great? honestly?"

And when i see that i think to myself, if there were better countries out there all the goddamn immagrants would have gone to them instead of everyone coming here.

Can i get an amen?

there's a dead cat outside lying in the street and i can hear another cat screaming right now. I wonder if animals go nuts and kill eachother like serial killers or something ( Read more... )

if you squat naked and your balls do not touch the floor you are not a real man.

The excuse, "i did it because i was soo drunk" is utter crap ( Read more... )

Two people said that to me in the last two days, and i should have bitched up both of their faces but i didn't because i'm a nice guy, and a responsible guy too! I'm becoming a key carrier at stater brothers which means i'm going to be making all kinds of big bucks! Oh wait no i'll be making the exact same wage and get more hours and ( Read more... )

Why do presidents never fight the war? Because they're old and crippled you asshole! And they don't send the poor unless the war is at my store because it's full of poor people!!!! Fuck you system of a down!

When i was driving home mezmorize from system of a down came on and it was the first time i really listened to it and i realized how horribly overrated that band is. I offer no apologies to system of a down fans, but that song was some sorry shit. I stopped listening to them after every goddamn album of theirs had something to do with president ( Read more... )

I'm going to type up some of the most disturbing customer stories i can think of, enjoy ( Read more... )

i know this entry won't make sense to just about everyone who reads it but i'm fuckin sick of servers on steam and their stupid customized bullshit that takes 20 minutes to download and when it's finished you get to play a game for 5 minutes and get killed by a 12 year old asian boy with a sniper rifle 6 seconds after the round starts. I mean come ( Read more... )

I've been getting a ton of spam mail in my yahoo inbox and quite frankly i couldn't give a rat's ass who needs help on the internet because frankly i've seen a porn site that features i kid you not, pictures of furniture having sex with other pieces of furniture on this thing called 'internet' and that right there is enough to make me stop for a ( Read more... )