I almost got sold on a dog: to be shipped from georgia by KELLY MELLOTT's "organization" before it meets it's end in a gas chamber tomorrow. She's taking in a pit bull puppy on saturday. She already has a little- white number- terrier ( Read more... )

I bought a 75 cent lighter today for 50 cents at foodmart where the bums gather outside and talk about things and people that don't make any sense to a suburbian fed baby like myself and I thanked the register man who was about forty I'd say and said soft things in a thick accent and I thought about how I should return the favor by doing some ( Read more... )

This blog is death in a blue box.

Say, young man, I'd like to offer you one point three ounces of this shiny metal, for that there amplification device on the floor ( Read more... )

It will require a motorcycle, specifically a BSA. It will not be too difficult. It is perfectly feasable, and with the exception of certain hallucinations I will be on top of things soon enough, unless something terribly distracting happens and I think it will, a mime perhaps, but much less funny and a sight more distracting. Pleasantly distracting ( Read more... )

"Nay sir I should say not ( Read more... )

I have struck a plateau in my life wherein I have decided that thing that I love to do most is talk, in french, in english, in :arabi, to everyone, for every reason, about everything including most frequently myself, and this makes me look like a prick, talking for the sake of talking, but it's addicting, and I don't intend to be stopping any time

Does anybody want to play time crisis? I need to get back into a groove. Some experience is appreciated, a thirst for intensity is required. My upstairs neighbor is listening to dane cook on dvd. admittedly good comedy if you were me last year, but me this year wishes for jay patton and that tour of comedians i saw the showtime documentary on. they ( Read more... )

At long last I think I'm going to have to get off of this single and looking trip, or whatever you want to call it. I'm taking my name off the roster... Oh fuckbefuddling hell- I know just as damned well as anyone else that as soon as I push the- the (SEX) out on the periphery out of focus for a few weeks it will no doubt jump in front of me like a ( Read more... )

Hey the stuff all looks different now. Blue and light blue? Can't complain I guess. Gittin ready to go home to fill up on rotgut. Never do fill up really, it just takes a few hours to settle in. Or settle out. No deep thoughts or wordy descriptions? Something's funny, I don't know. It all goes like this: I'll get all down in the dumps about ( Read more... )