Had a dream about eating raspberry and summer squash fro-yo. Absolutely disgusting.

http://laughingsquid.com/simple-instructions-on-how-to-eat-food/

I like curried potatoes.
I like mashed potatoes.

Why not curried mashed potatoes? Delicious!

Hmm, too many leftovers. What to do?

Curried cottage pie? Also delicious!

Just letting you know.

I ate an entire canister of Easy Cheese over a period of 4 days. And 2 boxes of crackers.

I didn't buy it, mind you. It was a gag gift. But I couldn't not eat it, right? That would be wasteful....

garlic, onion, and spinach sauteed in olive oil, scrambled with eggs, folded around swiss, and served between two toasted slices of grandpa's homemade wheat slathered in ranch.

/bloat

SCALLIONS.

I've been craving tamales lately, so I did what I had to do: I made them myself ( Read more... )

Our state fair started this week. We pride ourselves on fried food but...

Holy shit. Deep fried cake.

http://www.bigtex.com/foodlocator/

I usually skip breakfast, and I often forget to eat dinner. What the hell is up with that?

how can it be that the wendy's chicken blt salad, which used to come standard with grilled chicken, costs $2.50 MORE to order it that way now that they've made fried chicken the standard? that makes it a $7.50 salad... from a drive-thru.