So I took this online career matchmaker that Joie posted, and my results didn't make any sense, so I posted them for your amusement before I drop out of school...

1.

Roofer

2.

Pipefitter

3.

Arborist

4.

Construction Tradesperson

5.

Bricklayer / Stonemason

6.

Steamfitter

7.

Chimney Sweep

8.

Insulator

9.

Drywaller

10.

Costume Designer
WTF?

I'm having a very hard time being polite.

It all started when I did those douchebag GI JOE commissions back in Decembejanuary. I agreed to do a couple for the hell of it. Afterwards the kid kept calling me wanting me to do some more, a request I declined. Then he emails me and has me listed on his GI JOE "art forum" with a list of about 23 ( Read more... )

I've changed majors, screw Biochem with it's microscopes, and small pointy amorphous subject matter. I've decided I like baking far too much to just do it as a random bs part time job. And I've always liked the idea of a title, Chef Johnathan Fuller has a ring to it, or maybe Chef Fuller or some spiky French pronunciation of such. My Final Fantasy ( Read more... )

This was fun but hard to do, so I figured that to judge someone, one must also be judged.
http://kevan.org/johari?name=JFuller

http://kevan.org/nohari?name=JFuller

Hehehe.. so a quick update. Making ridiculous cakes is fun, artistic, and disturbingly second nature for me now, but what has got me really excited is a customer came in wanting a full blown Final Fantasy 7 cake with all the characters renedered in icing... and to top it off they want it to be cleaved by a buster sword cookie. JOY! This does not ( Read more... )

In my relentless pursuit to not hold a job for more than six months, I got fired from the YMCA. Hehehe... I would post the bullshit that happened there but honestly it's so ridiculous you probably wouldn't believe me. My bitterness against the douchebag who fired me (and hit on my girlfriend at a meeting, which was the actual origin of the firing ( Read more... )

So to update, why I haven't been on in a while, well I've got a new job within my old job in which I teach afterschool for the kids... It's pretty cool when they aren't hitting each other blowing snot bubbles writing each other death threats drawing lewd pictures on the bathroom stalls stealing my stuff and doing all the other obnoxious crap we did ( Read more... )

Heres to my friends John and Tre who colored some of that GI Joe artwork from January... I love it!

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So I played soccer this weekend in a tournament with my workplace. I told everyone that was involved that I don't know what I'm doing and that they should probably get someone else, Which was of course followed up with "No John, you'll do fine". Had this been volleyball they would have been right... EVERYTIME the ball came in my direction I punched ( Read more... )

Oy, I'm bored! Busy-bored... how's that work. I've been sleeping with a most hardcore zeal lately, but good things are coming... I hate winter, I hate winter clothes, and I hate it's holidays... especially Valentine's day >argggh... why do I suck at life<. I'm looking forward to spring, or something different, and as always I will be doing more ( Read more... )