Alright. Anyone who saw me this morning must have seen this coming. MY MOM IS THE BIGGEST GUILT-TRIP LAYING BITCH IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!! I get shit from her for everything. This morning I took 5 minutes of her precious fucking time to print out my BAS report this morning and she fucking flipped. Despite the fact that neither of my siblings or ( Read more... )

Having a very good week. I am just very happy recently as one may have read in my past 2 updates. But I hate the bum hand Lindsey and I have been dealt. Workaholics with no spare time and a 1/2 hour travel time to see each other. It's been four days and as some of you mayknow I'm going INSANE! I'll end up just hanging out online waiting for ( Read more... )

Updating for the sake of updating. How is everyone? Good? How about that crazy Gulliver, huh? Some day I'm just going to fall over. Just fall to the right-hand side. (Don't take this at face value! Hicks I love you!) One time I saw a guy fall up. Thank god for Shel Silverstein or I wouldn't have been able to pinpoint that one ( Read more... )

What's up?! Hi all. Jubilant. Absolutely jubilant. Amazingly happy. Never been better. It's like I was recently let out of the paper bag I've been told I can't fight out of. I love everybody and everything. I love this chair. Look at this chair! Fucking shit I hope it lasts forever!

I HATE ANONYMOUS POSTERS! MAKE ME WONDER WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE. FUCK YOU! A LOT!

I had a blast last night. I'd like to thank all that made the night possible: My dad for the car, my mom for being cool and buying me pants at the last second, my date (Lindsey was stunning, as always), G-Unit for being the man, and Shnyd for throwing a mad crazy bash afterwords. You know...the first date was amazing. Hopefully another one shall ( Read more... )

They're done! HA! I laugh at you P Diddy and I shat in your lunch-bag Rabs you swine. Oh Jazzy J, how about a little of this ::thrusts spear through Jazzy J::. Kassy...oh silly Kassy...::NUCLEAR BOMB ON KASSY'S HEAD:: T Russ I pissed in your gas tank and Sterls that isn't bird turd on your windshield. Mrs. Brown, team mid-terming, good times ( Read more... )

I totally just had a revelation. Must have been that acid I took just a few minutes ago. The picture known as my default picture is a metaphor for my romantic life thus far. No matter how far I stick my tongue out I get laughed at. Let me expound upon this very enigmatic sentence. No matter how hard I try, no matter what I do, no matter who ( Read more... )

Hi this is Megan Lessard

Nicholas Gilberto is one suave mofo.

Small day to day victories are what is getting me by at this point. Like...getting a date to the semi, squaring the Mercedes for the occasion, or finding an extra box of rice in my Chinese food! I mean if it weren't for those insignificant things life would be pretty fucking monotonous. Like when KG pops in Jenny Craig mac and chee and hands it ( Read more... )