Just the other day, Neal asked me a very strange, but interesting question:
"Have you ever thought about what you'd do if zombies attacked?"

Instead of questioning his sanity and going "Psh, zombies don't excist!", I proved my own insanity by answering, at length, that I already have a carefully laid out plan. You see, after watching Shaun Of The ( Read more... )

So, after nearly having to force my doctor to sign the release forms allowing me to drive again and being told by my own neurologist that there's no need for a new check-up, I get a letter from the Central Bureau of Driving. Dispite everything, I still have to see a neurologist they picked out for me.

And pay for it myself.

What? Is it my fault I ( Read more... )

Him: So, where are you from?
Me: I'm from Putten. (= Pretty extreme Christian town.)
Him: *smiles* And that goes well with your alternative personage?
Me: :D

It's strange and a little stupid, but I always feel so flattered when people call me "alternative". It makes me feel good when my countless efforts to deviate from the norm don't go unnoticed ( Read more... )

Today is 01-01-'10. A fresh new start of a fresh new year. I'm morally against "goeie voornemens", because I think changing something for the sake of a new year is FOR THE WEAK OF MIND! But it doesn't hurt to have goals, right?

Ahem, right.

First and foremost, I will be a better friend. I will invest more in my old friendships (JC, Irene, Diana ( Read more... )

My predictions for 2010:- The Dutch government will come to their senses and realise that we have nothing to do with the war between America and Afghanistan. Our soldiers will come home ( Read more... )

~*~ The Life Of Me In 2009 ~*~
The year that has brought me smiles and tears, though more tears than smiles.

~ One Death.My grandpa died. I can't believe it was only this year that he passed on. It seems like a million years ago. I always thought I'd be more sad about grandma's death than grandpa's, but it left me heartbroken all the same. I'll ( Read more... )

Gert. Just because you're 45 years older than me, it doesn't mean you get to be a condescending asshole. I know our clients better than you do. I'm the one who works hard, passionately even, with love and respect for everyone around me. You're the one who comes to me, asking for advice over the dumbest of things. And apparently, you now think you ( Read more... )

Today, I dragged my lazy ass out of bed at ten, just like I always do. I slipped on a sweater over my PJ's and into a pair of sweats, because it's still amazingly cold out. While rubbing the sleep out of my eyes, I stumbled down the stairs and managed to not fall flat on my face for a change. As I made my way into the kitchen, I yawned and from the ( Read more... )

Yesterday, I had a FML moment. I know it annoys the crap out of JC, so I won't post it on the website.

Yesterday, my moped said: "Up yours, walk home, you lazy bastard." And the engine went dead.

So I walked home.
Pushing my pretty moped.
My HEAVY AS HELL pretty moped ( Read more... )

Sometimes, being a good friend is just too much freaking effort. You have to make time for them, listen to every word they say, comfort them, be nice, etc. Sometimes, life is so much better without that bla bla bla. With that in mind, I purposely went offline for a week and turned off my cellphone.

I lasted 2 days, before my cellphone came back on ( Read more... )