Shower me in love and affection.

Fine.  Here.  Story after the cut.

( comments appreciated. )

This is for the mods at cute_as_hell, who have banned me from responding to their comments. Cowardly, at best. Here's the comment:

I've heard of heavy builds, but you still look fat to me ( Read more... )

So here's the backstory: apparently here there's some rating communities, kind of like hot or not. What you do is post a bunch of your pictures, then the members "accept" or "reject" you based COMPLETELY on your looks (there are some that have questionnaires which are slightly less evil). Thus, we have urban's latest flamebait ( Read more... )

(17:30:56) UrbanContra: there's a lot of good stuff on this
(17:32:32) FightinJesuit: mannnn i love rufus wainwright
(17:33:39) UrbanContra: should marry him
(17:33:59) FightinJesuit: you're right!
(17:34:17) UrbanContra: :|
(17:34:30) FightinJesuit: sorry, jon, i know things were going pretty well but i think i'm going to have to leave you for ( Read more... )

thanks for makin me do this.  ass.

List your current six favorite songs and include your favorite lyrics from each, then pick six other people that have to do the same.

This is tough for me because lyrics are usually what I listen to LAST in a song.  I'm still stuck listening to the instruments, the rhythm, the cadence, the MUSIC of most of the ( Read more... )

I like dreamsof1oo4 's answerme's, so I thought of a little something myself.
I'm a writer, but I don't write much.
I'm a student, but I can't stand the university anymore.
I want love, but I want it to come easy.
I'm not violent, but I love watching violence.
I'm an elitist, but I love crappy music and simple movies.
I'm smart, but I have NO common sense.

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enjoy. or at least try.

http://students.seattleu.edu/austinj1/nietzsche.doc

AHAHAHHAHHAHA I BEAT YOU, FUCKER ( Read more... )

This story.. is crap. It's terrible. Trascribing the 30 hand written pages is painful AT BEST. At worst, it makes me question my ability as a writer.

But if I can make it good, I'll know I'm a writer.