WHERE ARE THE FUCKING Q-TIPS? I go CRAZY without clean ears! I know there's a @#*!ing BILLION of them in this house, why can't you keep them in the god damn drawer by the sink like EVERY OTHER SANE PERSON IN THE WORLD!

Sigh. Happy Mother's Day, Mom.

I love sex ( Read more... )

I don't care so much who she's with.. i'm just glad she's finally sleeping.

quick update in the time it takes to gargle mouthwash ( Read more... )

thanks evie!

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Ego: "I have a problem that only a razor will fix."
Superego: Don't kill yourself, man.
Ego: "Shut up dork, I missed a spot shaving."
Superego: Oh. Right. Carry on.

I don't know where this stuff comes from. I really do think like this.

Baby, she would have cooed to me, Baby, one day we'll make it. Her hair like leaves on a golden willow, batting at her eyes. Fussing with it in fits of adorability. Raising the bar, lowering my spirits. Raising my chin with her fingertips, lowering my eyes. Look, Look. Her lips pucker and her eyes flash. A thousand flimsy adjectives flash ( Read more... )

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You ever accidentally dip your towel in the toilet while drying off?

Yeah, it's gonna be a bad day.

There's one road to the morning
There's one road to the truth
There's one road back to civilization
But there's no road back to you...