What the hell is this, a prank? I'm not amused by some shit, pity letter left at the door.

Hakkai, because the upcoming holiday obligates everyone to give the people they know some sort of gift: my Christmas gift to you is a fucking sick day where you don't have to do anything but focus on recovering.

Goku, you get a meat bun.

Gojyo, you can get something from someone besides me.

...And I just realized, my birthday was last month.

Weird shit is going here and it's annoying the hell out of me.

Goku, watch your stupid monkey ass when you go out. I don't want to have to go looking for you if you get abducted, or something.

November 9th, Hakkai. That's when we're going to go buy that pot. I won't allow any exceptions or excuses.

What's this Halloween shit?

Hakkai, I will not allow any sort of decorating for this thing. We will not be turning the apartment into a freak show.

Dammit, Hakkai. When are we going to get that stupid pot?

Monkey, go to school and get an education before they start moving too fast for your brain.

This town is driving me fucking crazy. I want to go back to our mission to get it done and over with. Now.

Hakkai works too much. The kappa does nothing. The monkey does nothing. And I do fucking nothing.

God damn it.

Things have been going annoyingly slow.

Goku is here now and Hakkai is constantly out now working at that damn hospital. He's going to collapse soon enough, maybe then he'll get some rest.

Hakkai, take a damn day off for once so you don't fall asleep while treating a patient.

Dammit, I to find a god damn job...

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