o19. a little hell;

[usedinvain]

this is like that movie.

the one where he plays chopsticks on that big-ass keyboard with that other guy.

with his feet.

in the toy store.

and they're jumping and shit.

someone get me a piano. i wanna play me some chopsticks.

EDIT; tiz. alecto. ladies of the complex. someone get the goddamn kid to his family. i ain't no goddamn toy.

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[divinepunisher]

A really small piano? Fuck chief, where do I get that?

...I'll take the midget away.

[usedinvain]

what. no. normal-sized one.

you're a doll.

[divinepunisher]

But you are...this can be some funny shit to watch. I think I saw some of those electric ones the other day. I can buy you one as long as you pay for it, of course. 'Cuz I'm still rather broke.

I'm still trying to decide what I'll do with him.

[usedinvain]

so put it on the company card.

don't eat him. he has relatives here.

[iheartmemost]

Wait, I think I saw that. But weren't they cats?

[usedinvain]

no. it was a guy. the forrest gump guy.

and who the fuck are you?

[iheartmemost]

What?

Narcissus. Who are you?

[usedinvain]

... you're about as dumb as a sack of hammers, kid.

tartarus.

you're a flower?

[onono]

Oh, I think it's about time I paid you a visit.

[divinepunisher]

You do not want to get even closer to me right now.

[onono]

Consider what's happened to me and maybe you'll understand why I'm laughing.

[divinepunisher]

Or you could be fucking clearer.

[givemeyourgold]

I could use you.

[usedinvain]

for what?

alecto's picking me and the sprog up before the wicked witch of 1a comes to join us.

[givemeyourgold]

Getting into small places.

[usedinvain]

like what?