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Dear Mr Printer Repair Man,
Please come to my house and check my printer.
Every time I use the printer - and I walk away while it prints
My papers are wrinkled, even shredded.
Sometimes the ink is blurred.
I hope that you can find the problem!!
Sincerely,
Concerned Computer Owner
Dear Concerned Computer Owner:
While you were gone ( Read more... ) -
A Christmas Funny (?) ....
I got a text the other day, while I was waiting with my other half at the train station, a very quite train station.
I am putting this behind a cut as I really don't want to offend anyone.
You'll either think it's funny or sick (or maybe both :S).
Text Message received:
Put Christmas tree up last night.
Found present we forgot to give the kids last ( Read more... ) -
A Couple of Things.
I've not been around for months and months, and the first thing I am going to do is whinge but…
I know it’s November and I know that my desk faces North-ish so I don’t get any natural light but - I’ve had to put my desk lamp on!
/me bangs head on desk
The Second thing is me asking for help!
After going out on Halloween for ( Read more... ) -
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It makes no sense... I have had a bad month or so. Been constantly tired, feeling fed up down and down right miserable.
Got to get out yesterday for coffee and cake *yum* at Alderholt Mill.
Which reminds me.... I will never see scarecrows in the same way again, thankfully the one they have doesn't have a hessian sack for its head!
Then last night I ( Read more... ) -
Doctor Who - The Sound Of Drums
Could be considered a spoiler so....
Is it just me?
I keep finding my self "drumming" O_o
Also...
Have a strong urge to go to a pub (or doctors surgery *g*) and start tapping - just to see
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Cheese & Onion Crisps
I know I don't eat crisps very often, and my idea of being adventurous is prawn cocktail flavor but didn't the packets for Cheese & Onion use to be green? -
Not only wireless
but also networked!
I can finally print from my laptop without having to transferring it to the main machine (either that or it is on to my hands and knee's and finding the right USB cable to unplug from the back of the tower).
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Wireless! (or should that be clueless?)
After three weeks the wireless router thing turned up and after a further hour and a half trying to install it I have it working! Yippie!
Had i put the cable into the ASDL socket and NOT the phone socket I may have got it working in less than 20 minutes but there lies another story *shrugs*
So I am typing this sat on the sofa with a very happy cat ( Read more... ) -
Does any one remember.....
a TV advert in the UK may be ten (ish and I do mean ish) years ago...
it was a take off of The Professionals; they were driving around, dive down a litter strewn alley and one of them says "Rubbish, makes the car look good"
What him and I can't remember is... what (car? :S) was it advertising?
Anyone?
