Well, nothing quite so dramatic, but I still have to wonder if the President's plan is a good one. Observe.

I have a news journal now. Have a link then, show me some love, or tell me my writing and opinions suck. XDhttp://www.helium.com/items/2465545-harnessing-the-power-of-the-unknown-legal-and-ethical

Greetings once more in the name of Clapton, Santana, and Bo Diddley, honored parishioners. I had been in seclusion for a time, and did partake in a number of pilgrimages, which I will refer to in due time. But first, a personal experience.

I'm sure we're all aware of how incredibly bad the music that most department stores choose to play can be. ( Read more... )

Hello again, honored brethren, in the name of Clapton, Santana, and the Holy Ghost. Today, in light of a friend of mine whose name is Abby, I want to tell you of the importance of rest and relaxation ( Read more... )

Greetings again, honored brethren, in the name of Clapton, Santana, and Bo Diddley. This is the third and last installment of the Rock and Roll pilgrimage I made nearly two weeks ago ( Read more... )

Greetings again, in the name of Clapton, Santana, and Bo Diddley. Today I continue to relate to you about the things I learned from my Rock and Roll pilgrimage ( Read more... )

I've been away for a long time, as you may or may not have noticed. I was away on a Rock and Roll pilgrimage, and I bring with me three new sermons from the experience. Most of the time my preaching seems very impersonal, and even droning. What I am now about to write concerns very personal experience, although it may still come off rather dull. ( Read more... )

Hello again in the name of Clapton, Santana, and Bo Diddley. Although the Church of Rock and Roll strives to be all-inclusive, since music after all cannot belong just to one kind of people, I can understand how my preaching seems to follow a more Christian ethic, and might seem out of place to others. Knowing this, I'd like to read now a rather ( Read more... )

Greetings again, honored brethren, in the name of Clapton, Santana, and Bo Diddley. I come to you now after much labor and studying at the University, and it seems my return comes not a moment too soon ( Read more... )

Greetings again, brethren, in the name of Clapton, Santana, and Bo Diddley. Although my last message to you expressed the intent behind my sermonizing, it may yet be unclear as to why I always begin my sermons thus. The reason behind this is simple: every sermon begins in the name of the Church of Rock and Roll's Holy Trinity, the three greatest ( Read more... )