Dude. This sucks.

Me and Hel take some time to get reacquainted after she got hauled off by the Hellbitch, and when we get back, Ab's fucking GONE?

LAME.

Allright, you big loser...we're coming to find you and bring you home.

You are *SO* gonna owe me for making me do this, dude.

Dude, I miss my human.

Y'think the Hellbitch would let me out for a day as, like, a ghost or something?

Tryin' to keep busy while I wait for Hel t' get back from wherever the Mega-bitch sent her.

Ab's been...helpful in that regard.

*grin*

This SUCKS, dude.

No girl. The TV reception's fucked.

Hell SUCKS.

I'm BORED.

*rolls the motorcycle right up into the front yard ( Read more... )

The Slayer tried to take down my new girl?

FUCK THAT, man.

I'm done with her. Tired of playing around.

This stuff ends TONIGHT.

*stalks out of the lair, kickstarts his new motorcycle, and heads across town...*

...there TRULY is nothin' better to look at than a hot vampire woman in nothin' but heels and someone else's blood.

Scratch one M'Fashnik. They're tough, but when you add a chain gun and 140 bullets shot out at a high rate of speed...well, ain't much can handle that.

Now, then...I'm hungry.

All that killin' makes a man THIRSTY.

Still hiding out from the M'Fashnik.

Found something though. Someone left a machine gun here. Like that big one Jesse Ventura used in Predator.

This oughtta take the steam outta his big ass.

Great.

This is just fucking GREAT!!

I summon a M'Fashnik, the biggest, baddest mercenary demon on the block. I send it to that goddamn Magic Shop, with instructions to trash the place and kill that bitch that runs the joint...and her brave defender, and what happens ( Read more... )