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Maybe if I close my eyes...

Came back from North Carolina in at least one piece ( Read more... )

Oh yeah. News flash: I'm in New York. I have very little (or, you know, NO) access to the internet, which should explain the absence as of late ( Read more... )

I had a baby.

( This is crazy. )

A short list of things recently learned ( Read more... )

You are always leaving.

Oh man. Funny story.

So I was with a group of friends and we were lurking in the neighborhood by school during lunch. We had weed and we weren't supposed to be off campus anyway. So this cop pulled up. And we were thinking, "Oh shit, we're gonna get arrested." He slowed down and stopped, leaned outside the window and said to Michael..."What's that ( Read more... )

My body is all "ow" and I am very sad.

I am going to run away.
And live under a bridge.
And shoot up heroin. A lot.
Yay. I am excited.