REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE SEX WITH HUANG ZITAO.

Jul 28, 2013 15:27

title: REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE SEX WITH HUANG ZITAO: A 2000-word review by Kris Wu ( Read more... )

anti-taoris movement, rating: nc-17, genre: sex review, fandom: exo, pairing: kris/tao, length: oneshot, genre: smut

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crazyemosrock July 28 2013, 22:04:41 UTC
hahaha this was funny.
tao does seem this way.

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vanicola July 28 2013, 22:07:44 UTC
would u like to give me a rating out of five stars to be added onto the list or would u like me to just put this on the post thing?
lmao thank u for the reads

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crazyemosrock July 28 2013, 22:42:32 UTC
four

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kfangirl4 July 29 2013, 00:01:54 UTC
I guess I should have read the warning first as I'm a card-carrying devout TAORIS shipper.

But I've learned during my short time in the KPop fandom, it's okay and even encouraged for someone to have a different opinion than mine. I chose to read the story without emotion and to not let my TAORIS feels cloud my judgment. After watching Tao on some of the variety shows I can see how he may come off as a "clingy, whiny bitch". However, his ass is not something to be trifled with; it is a spectacular vision that often takes my breath away.

The way that Kris looks at Tao when he thinks others are not watching is all the evidence I need to know that Kris would never consider his cute little wushu panda to be a "clingy, whiny bitch" with a bad ass.

So, I close with this statement (tongue firmly-in-cheek and with lots of KPop love): YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

*90-degree bow in your general direction*

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vanicola July 29 2013, 00:22:53 UTC
when i say "clingy, whiny bitch" i mean fictionally. i actually like tao sometimes lol

your argument is as valid as mine haha
i say you give this a 0 out of 5 stars but thanks for reading anyway

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zitaoria July 29 2013, 04:41:36 UTC
You're very entitled to your opinion, as am I. Coming from a Tao-stan, this fic was pretty offensive, and I have a fabulous sense of humor.
But no matter, since you have the right to write fiction in any way you like. However, I don't believe it was necessary to tag an anti-taoris fic in the taoris tag. If you don't like a particular ship, I think it's best not to meddle with the people that enjoy it? It's just an idea.

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vanicola July 29 2013, 05:01:45 UTC
don't ever scare me like that again

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zitaoria July 29 2013, 14:17:06 UTC
If you have any genuine consideration for other people, don't tag your fic taoris. Isn't that simple enough? Or maybe you think your sense of humor triumphs all. I might be the only one actually commenting with my actual feelings, but I'm certainly not the only one "pressed and butthurt" about your fic.

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vanicola July 29 2013, 19:08:04 UTC
sorry

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yeolie July 29 2013, 08:05:20 UTC
i'm fucking dying like this was so fucking rude. I got a lil tear in my eye.
The set up was cute too

eww kris bias tho

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vanicola July 29 2013, 08:57:24 UTC
lol

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_firstclassmail July 29 2013, 08:09:30 UTC
I cannot even believe

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vanicola July 29 2013, 08:57:31 UTC
neither can i

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