I am super satisfied with myself.

Like that cat that barfed in your shoe. Yeah that's me right now.

Hahaha suckers.

( YOUR GIFT: the first two chapters. )

Internal competition is common at great companies. It can be wisely encouraged to force ideas to compete. The problem comes when the competition becomes uncontrolled and destructive. At Microsoft, it has created a dysfunctional corporate culture in which the big established groups are allowed to prey upon emerging teams, belittle their efforts, ( Read more... )

During my Senior Year, a girl tore open my shirt in the middle of class. True story ( Read more... )

Okay okayokay, so I get most of these from links off other peoples' journals. This one was from Liunerav offa Y!G. Yoz.

For all my straight nerdy wives!

( nsfw? Thriller meets Vogue! )

The amusement you feel watching someone else struggle isn't necessarily a bad thing! As long as you are supportive and not hurting their progress, you can react to what you see however you want to! Censoring how you truly feel is the same thing as lying, so don't make yourself act a certain way just because you think society dictates it. That's not ( Read more... )

I can't help liking all the awful things I like. And if not awful, then just plain useless and dumb.

But I like a lot of generally-awesome things, too.

This world is too big.

COMPREHENSIONI've noticed that a greater number of people have trouble actually understanding what they read. This could account for the majority of uninformed decision-making. Like voting. I don't understand how a bill, forcing an apartment manager to let two tennants of same gender share a rent contract from him, has anything to do with a man ( Read more... )

There was a freezy gift waiting for me in the fridge, with which I gave myself an ice-ache in both head and stomach. After a steaming hot bowl of plain rice and finishing Kipling's 'Kim', I want to move to India.

But there are snakes.

On planes.