Ever since I have become acquainted with Ken Borris I see him everywhere! I ran into him when I was walking home, at the Dollarama, at the grocery store, and multiple times on campus. I have a professor friend! My life is complete ( Read more... )

Hola, as Dora the Explorer would say ( Read more... )

This is Ken Borris.


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I murdered my poetics and art history papers. BAM. Begone! I wipe my bum with you, etc ( Read more... )

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I chain smoked last night wrote two essays I have cockroaches in my apartment I think they crawl on me when I'm sleeping sometimes I find them in my bathtub at least they're the small kind that aren't disgusting and they don't have shells I like to spray them with Comet Bathroom Cleaner and watch them twitch but then I feel bad and throw them ( Read more... )

It's after 10:00pm on Sunday and I have 2 essays to write, one of which is half done and the other not started, 40 Chinese characters to learn, and The Faerie Queene to read... for Tuesday. But I'm updating LJ and I'm okay with it ( Read more... )

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Another lazy Sunday writing essays. Boo. It's funny how writing an essay on a lovely poem can suck the loveliness right out of it ( Read more... )

THE NEW AND IMPROVED VERSION OF GENESIS CHAPTER 1 VERSES 1-4:

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
And the earth was without form and without Carolyn Parkinson.
Many years later [on September 30th, 1986, to be exact] God said, Let there be Carolyn: and there was Carolyn.
And God saw Carolyn; that she was pretty damn cool: ( Read more... )