Although I still read LJ obsessively, it has been quite some time since my last update. So here goes ( Read more... )

I'm slowly discovering that my dad used to be cool. Until his mid 20s he hitchhiked/bummed around Canada, worked odd jobs to make ends meat, did drugs, met lots of interesting people and did lots of crazy things. Take 'On The Road'... replace Jack with Barry... replace the US with Canada... and you could have an almost true story ( Read more... )

Oh, man...

"Live Freaky! Die Freaky!, a hardcore claymation musical retelling of the Manson Family murders (yes, I'm afraid the festival has stooped this low)."

"Pornographic, stop-motion animation, musical comedy retelling of the Manson crimes... hardcore claysex that includes talking puppet penetration shots."

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Last night I had a dream that I was at a party at Ice Cube's house and he tried to get me to use a fake ATM machine so he could find out my PIN # and steal my money. Then I got chased by his dog whose teeth were filed into points like Christopher Walken in 'The Legend of Sleepy Hollow'.

To: Human Resources
Re: Radiographer Position

Thank you for taking the time to consider me for the position of ( Read more... )

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Sooo, my birthday is on Friday. The big 19. I'm going to party like its 1999 AND like it's my birthday. Whoa. Think you can handle it ( Read more... )