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no matter how punctual you are, you'll eventually be late forever.

yes we love our economic system; yes we love capitalism; yes we love laissez-faire; now what is the new president going to do to fix the economy?

Charles Osborne (1894 - May 1, 1991)Anthon, Iowa

+ married twice
+ had 8 kids
+ in 1922 got the hiccups while slaughtering a hog
+ his hiccups lasted until 1990, 68 years

she's going to need much bigger boobs to distract me enough to not notice that she has too many cards to be playing hold 'em.


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