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"software update" is a euphemism for "more intrusive advertising"

as each year goes by i get more and more bitter that my keyboard has ( ), { }, [ ], and < >, ^, ~, |, /, \,', `, and has /, *, -, +, ., and 0-9 in two places each, but still does not have

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i noticed in college that i usually disagreed with at least 95% of what was being said. it seemed to me that if i spoke up about some things, ppl might assume i agree with things being said the rest of the time. so i just stopped saying anything at all. and that's how life has mostly been since then.

automobile emissons testing proves that the government is perfectly willing to protect the environment...juuuust as long as doing so involves harrassing poor people and not rich people.

"if elvis is king, who is james brown? god?" --amiri baraka

to young people i recommend always staying in touch with at least one person from high school. many years after high school, you'll some day be looking up old names on the internet, and the pictures you find of former classmates as older people will be some of the funniest things you've ever seen in your lives. it would be a shame not to have ( Read more... )