i've never heard this mentioned anywhere before, but i believe this looks too much like a sperm and a penis to not be a sperm and a penis:

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no method of transportation is fast, when you are on you way to get a spare set of keys, because your keys are locked in your car, and its running.

one nice thing about not using caps is you don't have typos that look like THis.

there's no way i can see jamie foxx as tubbs.
i could see philip michael thomas as wanda tho.

sometimes being really really broke is almost worse than having a job.

not cosmetic surgery on some absurd looking actress, not cosmetic surgery on some misguided teenager with even more misguided parents, you now live in a world where cosmetic surgery is part of what it takes to be a good nascar driver.

there are still ppl who don't realize that writing in all caps means yr yelling and it is annoying as hell to everyone except ppl who do it. its so annoying, i couldn't even write this post mockingly in all caps as it should be.

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while watching the film version of w. somerset maugham's of human bondage starring bette davis, leslie howard, and alan hale sr., i couldn't get the song 'oh bondage up yours' out of my head. that's probably happened to a lot of people.