about 6 or 8 years ago there was a song by a person named donna lewis. you probably know what song i'm talking about. if yr lucky enough not to, do not look it up. just seeing the title will most likely leave the song stuck in yr head all day. this is a song that poses a challenge to us as humans. it makes me wonder, could all humanity band ( Read more... )

"Rodney is this year's hottest new star! His latest journal entry is another winner!"
--David Manning, Ridgeland Press

i've got no use for a holiday based on gluttony. for me, gluttony is something to be practiced everyday.

Rodney needs to find something ( Read more... )

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probably the first fable we all learned was the little boy who cried wolf ( Read more... )

yeah the 10 things bit is getting old, but it was actually an interesting idea, whereas most of the things that everybody copies on lj really aren't very good ideas. so i support it, even tho i did mock it. here's a real list of things i really did ( Read more... )

10 things i've done you probably haven't
- been elected mayor of city
- raced in the indy 500
- went awol from the army
- fucked tipper gore
- blackmailed someone for several hundred thousand dollars
- mooned the pope
- won a tony
- invented post-its
- shot a man in reno just to watch him die
- lied in an lj entry

you young kids may not remember the long box. cds use to come in long cardboard boxes witch made them fit in the slots made for 12" albums at record stores (kinda the same way dvds come in boxes the same size as vhs tapes). but anyway, all that extra cardboard was a big waste, and the environmentalist musicans fought against it and were actually ( Read more... )

losing weight definitinely causes you to be photographed in better lighting with more make-up on.