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i've expanded my repertoire
eh? eh?kim jong-il and vladmir putin are having a summit in moscow. in between meetings, they get bored and decide to do a test to see who has the more loyal bodyguard. putin opens a window and says, "petrov, jump out this window." petrov starts crying, "mr. putin, how can you ask this of me, we're ten stories up. i'll die! i have a wife and child ( Read more... ) -
'dog days are over' is in everything now.
first, i have some sort of livejournal warning in russian on the top of the post page and it's freaking me out.
second, how well do you see color. about as useless as the last game i posted. i rearranged about six squares before i went blind.
third, inception. dude, where's the kink meme? -
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food help
what do you do with cans of peas and carrots? the awful kind where the carrots are cut into weird cubes. i plan on making a brisket and adding a couple of cans to it in the last hour, but that still leaves me with, oh, eight cans left. -
catch up
movie reviews: iron man 2 could have used more jarvis; really glad to see agent coulson again, i've loved that actor since he was on the west wing. kick-ass was pretty amazing; though i wish i wasn't playing 'name that tune' for a lot of it (from the 28 days later ost, not the copyright songs). the losers suuucked; i have a fine line between ( Read more... )