Haha! I love the Jersey shore, but I love it for the ocean, I love it for the arcades, & I love it for the enormous slices of pizza. But Guido watching is pretty fucking funny. Lotta idiots to laugh at.
You see all these dumb muscle-head men who are all done up to the point where they put more into their appearance than women. They're all drunk & looking to pick up drunk, slutty bitches, with fake tits. They drive up & down the main strip at Seaside Heights in their parent's cars, thumping techno. They strut when they walk too. The women are ditzy & fake, they'll sleep with anything once you get a few drinks in them. They provide chintzy entertainment & a lot of laughs because they are true to the known NJ shore stereotype. And shit, I'll always love NJ. There's always shit to do there, unlike PA. There's no place I'd rather live, even if there's a high population of morons in the shore towns. I wanna go back to the ritzy life when I lived in Marlboro. Not all towns are full of scum.
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Oh my fucking god.
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You see all these dumb muscle-head men who are all done up to the point where they put more into their appearance than women. They're all drunk & looking to pick up drunk, slutty bitches, with fake tits. They drive up & down the main strip at Seaside Heights in their parent's cars, thumping techno. They strut when they walk too. The women are ditzy & fake, they'll sleep with anything once you get a few drinks in them. They provide chintzy entertainment & a lot of laughs because they are true to the known NJ shore stereotype. And shit, I'll always love NJ. There's always shit to do there, unlike PA. There's no place I'd rather live, even if there's a high population of morons in the shore towns. I wanna go back to the ritzy life when I lived in Marlboro. Not all towns are full of scum.
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