I really want to get back in the habit of compulsively revealing parts of my life on the internet here so I can pretend to stay in touch with all of you when I move. I think "'i'm lonely,' 'I'm worried about exams,' and 'why the hell am I at a girls' college; did I honestly think I could go two years without getting laid?!'" will get old quickly ( Read more... )

Everyone in this area drives too slowly. When it's summer and my windows are down and GNR is playing at a deafening volume in my car they drive way too slowly. Appetite for Destruction shaves about 4 seconds off my 0-40 mph time. I am the fastest thing in an intersection; I take great pride in smoking any dickhead in any vehicle with a W '04 ( Read more... )

dang, i hate it when it's Psychic Pain Thursday and I didn't get the memo -- I feel stupid for having neglected to wear black, slit my wrists, or make a cake or anything. Morning classes just are not compatible with depression -- i haven't missed this much class since the days when chemical enhancement took precedence over intellectual enrichment ( Read more... )

so I'm driving behind this license plate frame today:
Got Christ?....it's HELL without Him!
and it's what, a lifetime of being a pretentious, faith-inflated fucktard with him? -- now those are some great options ( Read more... )

i had TONS of fun at precompression this weekend and adored getting to spend so much quality time with so many of my peeps -- it was like christmas but where you get units of happy instead of fucking sweaters and other crap you don't want ( Read more... )

This is the second day this week that I've been plagued by a smell akin to sweatsocks up my nose. Weirdly this odor is punctuated by occasional whiffs of an almost floral perfumey scent. WTF is going on you ask? We're characterizing organic unknowns this week in lab and lots of that crap is either foul, or manages to hydrolize into something ( Read more... )

one of the most irritating things about my current state of mind is the complete inability to concentrate that always accompanies depression. you can look at a book for hours and not read any of it and you really can't complete anything because there's this constant sense that none of this is really happening. driving always feels like a terrible ( Read more... )

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Hi folks, I want to get my mom some loose fire agates for mother's day, drilled for stringing or not, but I'm having trouble finding anything
any suggestions?

Under the pretense of cleaning an NMR tube (hah! I starte to write "toob") today in lab, I filled it with ether and inhaled it as surreptitiously as I could, just until the skin on my arms felt a tiny bit warm. A can of ether was just sitting there in the hood, probably from another lab's experiment and it was just too tempting. Now I know that I ( Read more... )