On my way to work this morning, I saw a four car fender bender. It didn't look like there was too much damage, but that had to be a bitch for all involved. There's only one reason to be up someone's ass, and it has nothing to do with driving ( Read more... )

You should wish you were here. It smells amazing right now. I just finished baking a batch of pumpkin muffins, and I've got some turkey bacon in a pan to pre-cook for the week. I wish it smelled like this all the time. I've been making an effort to do as much cooking on the weekend as possible so that it's easier during the week. I actually really ( Read more... )

that I bribe myself with food? That's bad, right? I was considering skipping class today, but I bribed myself with McDonald's breakfast. So I came in (nearly an hour late...oops), bag o'breakygoodness in hand, only to discover that we're doing exactly the same thing as we've done the exact same thing that we've done the past two weeks. Like, ( Read more... )

Well, I think I could be a really good dancer if I had kept it up this whole time. I don't really know why I quit the first time. I quit the last time because the pain it was causing me was more intense than the fun I was having. Seriously, shin splints suck. It felt like someone was prying my leg bone apart with a crow bar. I've taken a few ( Read more... )

I keep meaning to update, but I just never get through one. So here are some pictures.


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For the first time in a while, I feel like me again. I remembered who I am, and who I'm going to be, and I feel good about it. I love the crazy random events that make up my life.

And feel alright? And don't it feel so nice
La la la la la lovely.

Dearly beloved, we gather here to say our good-byes. Here she lies, no one knew her worth. The late, great daughter of Mother Earth. On this night, when we celebrate the birth... in this little town of Bethlehem. We raise our glass -you bet your ass- to la vie bohemeTo days of inspiration, playing hooky, making something out of nothing. The need ( Read more... )

you know your brain is too tired to study when instead of memorizing facts, you start trying to memorize the current time ( Read more... )

One of the problems with having had the same alarm clock for a ridiculously long time (I don't even remember when I got it, but I'm thinking around 6 years old) is that I can turn it off in my sleep and have no recollection of doing so afterwards. That hasn't happened in a really long time but it happened this morning. I guess that's what I get for ( Read more... )