Seamus, may I borrow your knife.

[veryverysmart]

Why is she here. Why is she here. Why is she here.

I asked her to join S.P.E.W. She asked me what it stood for. She seemed ever so concerned about "the cute little elves" but when I explained they were not very cute she laughed and then ignored me. She ignored me. And then her eyes changed color

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[terryclothrags]

Well, being ignored isn't terribly different from the normal reaction you get when you talk about S.P.E.W., is it?

Speaking of S.P.E.W., have you given any consideration to my offer to administrate S.P.E.W. elections?