Seamus, may I borrow your knife.

[veryverysmart]

Why is she here. Why is she here. Why is she here.

I asked her to join S.P.E.W. She asked me what it stood for. She seemed ever so concerned about "the cute little elves" but when I explained they were not very cute she laughed and then ignored me. She ignored me. And then her eyes changed color

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[potter_mouth]

I SWEAR IF SHE TRIES TO MAKE ME UNDERSTAND MY ANGER AND COME TO TERMS WITH MY PAST ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO THROW HER IN A PIT OF VERY DANGEROUS PIRANHAS.

AND IF WE DON'T HAVE A PIT OF VERY DANGEROUS PIRANHAS AT HOGWARTS, I WILL MAKE ONE.

OR SEA BASS, MUTATED SEA BASS, DON'T WE HAVE A PIT OF MUTATED SEA BASS?

[veryverysmart]

Do Sea Bass eat people? I suppose the mutated ones do.

I think Filch has piranhas, but I could be mistaken.

[potter_mouth]

DOES HE? WELL THEN OBVIOUSLY I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CAUSE A DIVERSION AND PUSH HIM IN THAT PIT FIRST.

[mouldytailcoat]

Fuck.

How'd you find out about that? Thought I'd kept it good and secret.

[nothisbitch]

And furthermore, stay away from Justin. It's sickeningly disgusting how you designed your journal to match his.

[veryverysmart]

Have not. It was like this when I got here.

[spidersmustdie]

HERMIONE!!!! WHAT DOES S.P.E.W. REALLY STAND FOR?!?!?!?!

IS IT A WOMANLY THING?!?!?!?

And who is this hussy??? Are they single?

[veryverysmart]

I'm talking about Icicle, Ronald. She's your cousin.

AND I TOLD YOU YEARS AGO. It stands for "Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare". Argh.

[putasockinit]

What does Hermynee meen, Dobby iz very cute!

[veryverysmart]

Er, well, you're the exception, Dobby. All those sweaters are very fetching. If only the other house elves would wear them.

[paparazzi_colin]

You know I dont know why you're being so rude, she's perfectly nice and her skirts are very comfortable!!!!