Seamus, may I borrow your knife.

[veryverysmart]

Why is she here. Why is she here. Why is she here.

I asked her to join S.P.E.W. She asked me what it stood for. She seemed ever so concerned about "the cute little elves" but when I explained they were not very cute she laughed and then ignored me. She ignored me. And then her eyes changed color

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[nothisbitch]

You deserve it.

[grrgoyle]

I asked her if her nipples were rainbowed and do you know what her response was? She GIGGLED! Giggled in such a mellifluous way that left me standing there dumbfounded, baffled and moreover- INTRIGUED! Was the giggle a yes? A no? What did it all mean?!

She is truly a very mysterious woman!

[boogiedownvince]

She seems a bit superficial, doesn't she?

... And her boobies!!! Why are they so perfect?!

[herbology_dork]

you should be an expert of boobs by now, maybe you can answer the debate the girls keep having about them- do you think they are real?

[boogiedownvince]

I would say No! They look like they're made of plastic! I bet they feel like plastic, too!

[abbotts_habits]

I've decided that I'm quite certain I saw a mushroom-shaped wart on the end of her nose at dinner time. How terribly sad for her, the poor thing.

[grrgoyle]

It was not a wart, but actually a fashionably distinctive nose ring.

She is so cool!!

[boogiedownvince]

I've been wanting to get a piercing for a while!!!

[boogiedownvince]

Not a nose ring though!!!

I don't think it fits her, either way!!!

[herbology_dork]

well, you don't have to be mean to her, just try to put up with her or something. besides, what has she got that you don't? (besides the weird -yet strangely beautiful- multi-colored eyes, i mean. but you're brilliant, so ignore her!)

[herbology_dork]

and by "don't be mean to her" i mean "don't get yourself in trouble over her, she's not worth it"

[grrgoyle]

Actually, Icicle goes to the Salem Witches Institute and not only is that the number one school in the west, but she is also it's top student. If you still doubt that she is smarter then Hermione- you should read their requirements for entering the school! It's pretty tough!

"Qualification #736: Smarter
than Hermione Granger and not that
hillbilly Hermione Granger that
goes to that that ghetto wizarding
school in Coon, Arkansas- but that
Hermione Granger who goes to Hogwarts
School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
(i.e. Harry Potter's brilliant and
fuzzy headed chum)."

Hermione can take solace in Icicle's one particularly dreadful fault though!! She is so selfless that she often loses sleep so that she can save a cat from a tree or carry a family out from a burning building.

Damn. That makes me hate her already!!

[veryverysmart]

There is another Hermione Granger? Brilliant. I think.

Hogwarts is better than any silly American school, honestly.

[drunkirishdude]

NO! My knife - er, very very pointy quill!!! MINE!!