ahh-! Like five years ago my mom played a row of unfortunate pranks on me that, embarrassingly enough, made me CRY AND CRY AND CRY, and she realized the error in her ways, and now pranks are a total No-No. Except for very small ones, sometimes, and only after we've both acknowledged that it's april fool's day.
What's even freakier? When adults fall completely for (granted, a very well done) one and freak the fuck out. Like with Jezebel.com today. I totally like them when they don't directly involve me.
But when they do, I will fucking cut a bitch. With something rusty.
Ahh!! Oh god. See though, really, that's why I try Very Very Hard to not really pay much attention to anything on april fool's day, because I'm totally sure I'd just fucking fall for something ridiculous like that. NOTHING IS SACRED, etc. [although, haha-ha, people are dumb.]
! More people to document you being crunk, yeah?
I can't even tell you how weird it is to type that.
Me too! I was kind of believing it a little bit, and got a little too into it, because, like, I'm fucking bored. But it was totally obvious from the beginning, the Jezebel thing. But, like, SOME PEOPLE. Seriously.
Apparently! His might actually be not awful. Potentially infinitely more pretentious than anything I have ever and will ever write though! Which should be amazing to see.
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but i am sick so she didn't do it
I DARE THAT BITCH TO PULL A PRANK ON ME
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Like five years ago my mom played a row of unfortunate pranks on me that, embarrassingly enough, made me CRY AND CRY AND CRY, and she realized the error in her ways, and now pranks are a total No-No.
Except for very small ones, sometimes, and only after we've both acknowledged that it's april fool's day.
You should get "sick" this time EVERY YEAR.
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What's even freakier? When adults fall completely for (granted, a very well done) one and freak the fuck out. Like with Jezebel.com today. I totally like them when they don't directly involve me.
But when they do, I will fucking cut a bitch. With something rusty.
Also, my roommate just started a blog...
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[although, haha-ha, people are dumb.]
! More people to document you being crunk, yeah?
I can't even tell you how weird it is to type that.
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Apparently! His might actually be not awful. Potentially infinitely more pretentious than anything I have ever and will ever write though! Which should be amazing to see.
(AIM me through statistics?)
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