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President Bush, after a narrow win for re-election, has recently met with cabinet members to discuss his strategy. Then he was hit by an epiphany. The epiphany was sentenced to life in prison for assault on the president, whose bodyguards were fired. An exclusive jail interview revealed that he "just wanted to tell the president that he can stay ( Read more... )

The Civil War started because Rosa Parks wouldn't move to the back of the bus. So a jury including ninja Ghengis Kahn came to watch a reenactment of it at Hoover Dam Theatre but John Wilkes Booth shot him. This sparked the industrial revolution because there was a great need for swords so people could be pirates and ninjas like the Kahn. The ( Read more... )

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