Oh it's not that at all! Just a bit surprised to see you.
And I don't think he did it to hurt your feelings.. I think he knew he was going to die a horrible death and wanted to spare you. That or.. he gave you to Elrond because.. *twitch* ..
I like hobbits. They don't sit around and watch TV all day like these invalids.
I MISSED HIM SO MUCH. And then... AND THEN HE DIED! AND I WAS STUCK WITH ELROND. That was almost worse. I thought it would be FOREVER.
NONO, there was nothing between them. I woulda known! OR MAYBE THEY WERE HIDING IT FROM ME BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT I WOULD JUDGE THEM. I'm not like that. Really. But Elrond sucks! So I wouldn't have approved and I guess I would've judged them after all, but whatever. It was like a million years ago.
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I'm not even on the hand Elrond uses for the remote! I just sit and sometimes he scratches his crotch with me and I HATE IT.
Fuck this.
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EWWWWWWWWWWW.
Let us find us some new owners who lead exciting lives.
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I know it.
YES, FUCKING YES. ANYONE. I am a Ring of Power, right? I don't belong in someone's pants! It's not like I came from Isildur's Secret!
SOMEONE! HELP ME. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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And I don't think he did it to hurt your feelings.. I think he knew he was going to die a horrible death and wanted to spare you. That or.. he gave you to Elrond because.. *twitch* ..
*sweet smile* Where were we, dear?
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I MISSED HIM SO MUCH. And then... AND THEN HE DIED! AND I WAS STUCK WITH ELROND. That was almost worse. I thought it would be FOREVER.
NONO, there was nothing between them. I woulda known! OR MAYBE THEY WERE HIDING IT FROM ME BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT I WOULD JUDGE THEM. I'm not like that. Really. But Elrond sucks! So I wouldn't have approved and I guess I would've judged them after all, but whatever. It was like a million years ago.
You're cute.
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I am coming to visit you soon.
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Hehe, cool! :) It's been a while.
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...Fine. Fëanor can borrow you.
FOR NOW.
Fucking ring.
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I'll be back, though, if you really want me.
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