I. still. have. the. canon. virus., which. means. I. still. have. to. talk. in. Morse. code.

How. long. is. a virus. supposed. to. last?

I'm. getting. a. gemache.

*glitters and sparkles out a message in Morse code*

I. have. been. hit. by. the. canon. virus.
This. means. I. cannot. speak. as. rings. do. not. have. mouths.
You'll. just. have. to. be. content. with. me. flashing. at. you.

Oh. I. did. not. just. say. that.

Feanor? We still on for the upgrade thing?

I promise not to be as big a scaredy cat as I was last night, when you laid out your plans...

Oh, who am I kidding? I'm shaking like a leaf!!! *sapphire shakes* See? I'm scared!!! I'd be white gold right now if I were capable of being pale...

Why do I like Gil-galad?

He's smart.
He's handsome.
He tells good stories.
He knows where to find the best polishes and chamois cloths.
That wife of his is great.

And best of all -

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Hello.

Vilya here.

I'd like to make an announcement.

*rolls over to mic and taps it*

I, Vilya, Ring of Air and chief (power-wise) of the Three Elven Rings, have a new mun.

In addition to working for Feanor, I work for...

*rolls back to new mun*
*whispers* What's your company called? I need to know.

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HEY, YOU.

You never call, you never write... You don't even give a shit about any of us, do you?

One day soon when I'm free, you and me, well, we're gonna straighten some shit out.

Yeah. You really hurt our feelings.

I'm gonna throw down, man.

YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR ALL THE SHIT YOU PULLED.

Someone turn off this guy's damned TV.

I'm so fucking BORED!

I miss that Gil-galad fella.