Look. I've been fucking busy as hell. I mean ( Read more... )

I'm just curious how Vergil's going to deal with these unfamiliar things such as a 'job' and 'doing things normally' and 'acting like he's not crazy as fuck'. I guess it'll be entertaining. Or something. Well, yeah, actually, seeing Vergil with a fucking job is gonna be absolutely hysterical.

( Private | Unhackable | Or Is It? | You Be The Judge )

I HAVE BEEN RIPPED THE FUCK OFF.

...I know that voice.

Edit: Aaaaaand, I was right. Aw, sugarbear, I knew you loved me and couldn't bear to be away from me, but did you have to follow me here, too? I thought we agreed we needed space and time apart, Vergikins. I just don't know, this is all so sudden.

...Man, even I can't keep that shit up with a straight face.

I got a job.

( PRIVATE // HACKABLE (ooc; though it's pretty boring) )

IS THERE A YUUKO IN THE HOUSE.

Need to speak with you.

Edit: Hold up. This totally just fucking hit me. You mean we're in Purgatory and have to have jobs and shit? Oh God, is anyone sure we're not in Hell?

This is all Vergil's fucking fault ( Read more... )