I'm running in a 5K. The Komen Run for the cure, on Mother's Day May 10th.

That's right.. MY short non aerodynamically proportioned self is going to run. (okay I may walk at some point)

I challenge ALL of you to run with me. That's right, if you're reading this you've been challenged. If *I* can do it, you can.

Come on.. you know you want to.

I am my own Duh of the day. Well actually it was Saturday night. We were in half price books, and they had monkeys. Oh yes, I can hear the groans now. What could Sunny have done with a monkey? They were stuffed monkeys! Get your minds out of the gutter. They're sling shot stuffed monkeys. It said on the sign, 'We howl and screech when you use us ( Read more... )

Our/my generation, anyone from 25 to 40. We are partisans of the New Edge - willing to explore new places, transcend old boundaries, and think bigger than anyone else. We hate to be categorized, to be lumped together or labeled. We have our own music, religion and culture, our future is digitized, digital and artificially intelligent ( Read more... )

On the first day of Christmas County dispatch gave to me..
One old fart in a nursing home with a bruise on his knee.

Seriously.. is 'slight discoloration of a bruise on his left knee' REALLY an emergency?

Seriously? Are you kidding me? It's a -bruise- they are discolored, that's why it's called a BRUISE!

Ahh.. let the holiday Dumping begin!..

I learned this week that I should *not* under any circumstance order a decaf latte without being fully awake. Because latte's are made with milk. And while normally I'm awake enough I automatically order with soy milk.. when half awake I do not and then I spend the next three hours in pain. Milk bad. I realazed this halfway through the latte.. mmm ( Read more... )

This..is down right freaky cool. It's a DNA portrait of your DNA to hang up somewhere.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/b42e/

Cranberry EMS sent my work a christmas card. It was stuck in the envelope so I yanked it out. And about a pound and a half of fake snow and glitter exploded out of it. Handfuls of the stuff.

All Over Me

and my mug of tea, my scone, my keyboard, my desk.

I'm a glittering cavalcade of fu*king wintry goodness.

( Warning high ick factor click if you dare )

No road trip today, turns out the place is five hours away, instead of the hour and a half we originally thought. Pity; I was in the mood for a drive.

No joy with the ambulance. Ford needs kicked in the nuts. We'd consider suing them if it wouldn't take maybe years to get a result from. We need something *now*. Grr..

Tomorrow my partner and I are driving to Ohio to look at a used ambulance that's for sale. Never mind we can't afford one, we need one. I love a good road trip ( Read more... )