Jesse Lacey Has Sex With Unprotected Penises

[vixull]

Title: The Express To Hell
Pairing: Jesse Lacey / Jesus Christ
Author: vixull
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jesus Christ had a pretty face.
Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction.
Warnings: This would probably be considered sacrilegious.
Notes: Merry Christmas!

For the record, I really, really struggled with this.

Comments

[teenagexpoetry1]

wow. You complete me, Sheesha. Seriously.

[vixull]

I try.

[dejectedmadness]

What? HAHA Oh my GOD! You're my hero!

[tricky_slip]

OHMYGOD.

wow.

[shinsolo]

I know I've already told you this . . but, ""Yeah," Jesse shot back petulantly. "John needs spiritual guidance four, sometimes five times a day."" that has to be THE best line I've read in ages . . . And to post this on Jesus' bday of all days?! -laughs- You're so my writing hero right now!!!

~Shin

[elenlor_edhelen]

Hahaha! You finished it! You basically win at life.

[vixull]

It took me SO long. I would open it, write a sentence, read over it, delete it, and then close Wordpad.

And it still turned out dreadful. But I win at life, so clearly everything is fine.