Just took such a rough beat I've GOT to commit it to posterity. FIRST hand of a table I have 10/q spade in the big blind. Me and one other guy go to the flop, js/as/7c. I bet a little and he calls, and then my spade comes on the turn. He goes all in, I call, and he has k/2 spade. Just one of those things you can't possibly get away from. I'd ( Read more... )

Daylight Savings RUUUUUUUULES!

Sometime early next year, the new Windows is coming out. Does anybody plan on buying it, or are you just gonna wait until you need a new computer and get it standard with that. Do you think you might get a new computer anyway, around that time? Any thoughts would be greatly appreciated.

Stop hanging out in the chocolate muffins bin, and looking all dark and stuff. You are a fucking disgusting abomination. What godless heathen decided that carrots would make good muffin fodder. Probably the Irish.

As you have likely heard by now, Braveheart was recently arrested for DUI and made several anti-jewish remarks during his arrest. There has been something of an over-reaction from the media, and even the Jewish Anti-Defamation League. I read somewhere that local Jewish groups were considerding boycotts of future Mel projects, and I think to myself ( Read more... )

So you’ve got a little money saved up from working, and you don’t quite know what to do with it. Letting it just sit in your savings account doesn’t really interest you, and the stock market seems a bit too risky and overwhelming to get into. There is something you can do immediately while you ponder your long-term goal. Put your extra cash into an ( Read more... )

FUCK YOU!

What one skill do you have that most people don't? For me, it's my ability to pick really good fruit at the supermarket. (fruit as in produce, not gay men)

All of the moving of the past month has made me think a lot about houses. Some day, we're all going to be in a house (although hopefully not all together). If you had the ability to design your house from scratch, what would you do? What sort of things are in your dream house? Assuming money is no object and not worrying about location, what would ( Read more... )

Who doesn't like presents! No one, that's who. Except, sometimes, me. Don't get me wrong here, the thought and effort that goes into a gift is magical and special and so on... BUT have you ever found yourself opening something up and thinking "My god, what the hell am I going to do with this?" Of course you have, we all have. And it sucks to feel ( Read more... )