Stacy and I are pack rats. Our home is filled with useful things hidden within piles of other useful things, making them all worthless. Three sheets of notebook paper, crumpled in a drawer hide an array of screwdrivers, combs, batteries, medicine, and condoms, all of which we need multiple times a day and none of which we can ever find. It's like ( Read more... )

Beyonce will star with Eva Longoria as lesbian lovers in the big screen version of bbc's, tipping the velvet, one of the most sexually graphic shows EVAH! Here's the link ( Read more... )

Stacy is Awesome. That's one of life's great truths. It's one of those facts that we've all known for so long that none of us even questions why anymore. Now's your chance to wax philosophical on an accepted truth. Post in great detail all the reasons stacy rocks your fucking world. However, don't be to thorough.....the ammount of raw data on stacy ( Read more... )

We've all heard about what happens when you play certain rock records backwords (satanic lyrics, etc.) But would you believe that the holiday classic, Jingle Bells also has some pretty disturbing things going on when played in reverse? Check this out: Read more... )

I'm sure everyone's seen clips of the fox news interview with bill clinton by now. If you haven't, good luck finding it. A blogger posted the interview in its entirety, and was ordered by fox to remove it. It's also been removed from youtube. Even the fox news web-site has buried it. You can still find footage of clinton losing it on various news ( Read more... )

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A few months back, I received a call from the Gay Community. That's right, the gay community. I wasn't in the shop to take the call, but when I returned Stacy was visibly excited ( Read more... )

The decemberists have a new album coming out in october. Of course you know and love the decemberists (or should) as a quasi-folk band that with songs about legionnaires, privateers, male prostitutes, and still-born oetuses. If that's what you're expecting from their new album, prepare for a huge let-down....a disappointment that rivals finding out ( Read more... )

Last night we went to IHOP after a kegger. I haven't been there in a while. I usually insist on drinks and cigarettes while dining, and IHOP fits neither requirement. But I was craving breakfast, so we went anyway. We were seated next to a group of middle eastern people, mostly dressed in traditional arabic atire. As we were eating our pancakes, I ( Read more... )

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