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This is a rich and fertile concept. Taking just static meanings of the two terms, here are some possibiilites sorted by ascending order of surreality:
1. Maids that are piratical.
I'll just slip this candlestick away and the Master'll be none the wiser.

2. Pirates that loot maids. The service industry town was particularly unguarded. Might not be ( Read more... )

Descartle!

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Take an object, any object. Let's say, oh, a big, sizable, and large piece of lead. Lead is fun; we like lead. Now, put that lead in a tube with one end open only, placed at the far end. Make the tube be something sexy; a strong electromagnetic field, say. Okay. Now, transmogrify the mass of the nucleus of those lead atoms into a field that keeps ( Read more... )

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