I HATE YOU ALL AND NOW I'M GOING TO JUMP INTO A BOX OF RAZORBLADE WIELDING DEATH BUNNIES UNTIL I AM CUT INTO THE SIZE OF A SMALL TWINKIE OBJECT. THEN MY ASHES WILL BE EXPELLED INTO SPACE WHERE THEY WILL MATE WITH ISAAC AZIMOV'S ASHES AND TIMOHY LEARY'S ASHES, AND THEY WILL BREED A HERETOFORE UNKNOWN BREED OF BLOBBY ASH BEING THAT WILL DESCEND TO ( Read more... )

OpenBSD 3.2 (VISNU) #0: Sat Nov 2 10:41:23 MST 2002 ( Read more... )

"True artists were scarce-- nailing him down by such a simple device as stealing his pants! He loved them for it and wanted to see more of them, as violently as possible."

-- "Gulf"
Robert A. Heinlein

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)HighLevel 2 (Lustful)HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)LowLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)LowLevel 6 - The ( Read more... )

I'm cleaning out the http://sam.vis.nu directory on vac, so I'm finding a lot of neat stuff. I've collected screenshots of my KDE desktops through the years, starting with Kali running KDE 1.0 all the way through a dual head spider configuration. Interesting to look at, if you're a KDE fan.

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I just found my first PHP script. Ever.

Here it is:

Neat, huh?

HOORAY!

Cliff booted it. There was no panic, so we don't know why it went down. :(

#09[T1:F. Lemminghole) Someone called me an 'assbarn' today ( Read more... )

The longer one lives, the more complex life becomes. This complexity increases the value of a true confidant; someone with a similar universe of experiences, but with a different perspective ( Read more... )

( What Sam has been watching on TV. Many, Many Images WIthin! )