doctor horvejkul recommends (1/1)

[biases]

What is this I don't even.

Title: doctor horvejkul recommends
Fandom: 2PM
Length: ~2700 words, oneshot.
Character/pairing: chanwoooooooooo
Ratings/warnings: PG for language. Somewhat cracky.
Notes: Written for the two-hour food challenge on kpopficsmeme. Pairing for blezu.
Summary: Chansung is annoying. Wooyoung is frustrated. Khun knows what to do.

Comments

[furorpoeticus]

The last line of this was pure winnery. I laughed. IDK it sort of made me think of Darth Vador!?

The whole thing about Wooyoung and Nichkhun thinking he's anorexic crackkkked me up. And when Khun said "love yourself" I internally freaked out cuz, serious moment, I find Nichkhun to be somebody who understands that concept (maybe a bit too much) and it's something my Nana stressed to me. :)

Is biases your IRL journal? I want to friend you ~ if you don't mind. You're really funny and seem like a cool person!

[biases]

Ahaha, thank you so much! I had a blast writing this, and I think whenever you enjoy writing something it shows in the finished product, so I'm glad I made you laugh! ♥

Poor misunderstood Wooyoung! And you're right, I find Khun fascinating because he's both constricted by his image and yet popular because of it, so he's trapped in this catch-22 of not wanting to be perfect and wonderful (and knowing very well that actually, he's not) and yet forced to keep up the charade. :(

Yup and yup! I saw your other comment and will friend you asap - you seem pretty cool yourself. ♥!

[furorpoeticus]

:D Yup, you're hilar!

That's a good way of saying it!!!

I hope so. You seem cooler. xD

[kitkii]

SCREAMING AT YOU.

Chansung glances down at it and looks almost surprised to find it’s still there. “Oh. I guess?” He peels off the skin and shoves the rest of it in his mouth. “Bwen do bwe hab du leab?”

Wooyoung lets out a choked scream and flees from the table.

this is me. sobssssssssss. love thiiis!

[biases]

ARGH WAILT REALLY REALLY WHYYYYYYY

Me too, bb, me too! I'm pretty sure I'd been sent into spasms of annoyance by something else earlier in the day when I wrote this, and that's why those parts probably stick out? IDK ;_;

LOVE YOU MORE, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU USE THAT ICON. LIIIIIIPS. ♥

[kitkii]

pretty much this whole fic describes my annoyances perfectly ;____; i just don't understand why people need to smack their lips and talk while spewing food. i don't understannnnnd.

LIPS! OMG YOUR ICON! MORE LIPS!!!

[gogothgirl]

first i was like "OMG LOLLLL!!!!" then something Wooyoung said caught my fancy and then i was like "...." and then omg i get mental flashbacks of all the cannot unsees that i SUFFERED from and ...yeah. shutting up.
=____=

on the plus side, Doctor Horvejkul needs to open up a legit practice. the kpop world needs it. seriously.

[biases]

I suffer from the cannot unsee thing too, so I know exactly what you mean. WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THAT? :(((

I would pay good money to visit Doctor Horvejkul. Just sayin'. ;)

Thank you for reading! ♥

[slycooper]

He tastes like a mixture of toothpaste and mangoes and while Wooyoung doesn’t find it entirely unpleasant, it’s not going to take off as a bubblegum flavour any time soon.
Oh dear lord.

“But I’m hungry,” says Junsu, looking wistfully in the direction of the kitchen.
“You won’t be after you see what they’re doing,” promises Junho.
I really should start writing proper comments instead of just quoting and saying stuff like 'HAH'

The whole anorexia conversation ended me.

I shall now leave your inbox in peace.

[biases]

Quoting and saying 'HAH' is absolutely okay by me. :D

I'm really happy you enjoyed this fic because I like it the most out of all the things I've written. It's nothing special but it was fun to write and I just have a soft spot for it, I guess! ♥

And don't even worry about my inbox, it can take it.

Thanks for reading! ♥

[slycooper]

I guess that's okay then ^^ My comments always have a hint of incoherency, but I suppose it's the thought that counts~ :)

You're welcome ♥