I was channel surfing last night and came across a program called Touched By God. It consisted of a pair of televangelists taking turns healing someone in the general TV viewing audience, first by detailing their ailment with great empathy and emotion, and then saying that God has one way or another cured it or lessened it in intensity. There was a ( Read more... )

I now have a great sketchy purchase story. Ask me to tell you about it. You will be amused.

I had a dream last night that I was on fourth west and people were playing Scrabble, except it was some kind of fucked up version where players would move letters around on the board, and occasionally a person would stand up, shit themselves (literally), start crying, and run out of the room while the rest of the players laughed at them. I wouldn't ( Read more... )

new icon; it's from the poster for the iron pour that's happening tonight at MassArt. I love creative artsy people so much. Also, as soon as I get a UROP (job in a lab), I'm dying my hair black with pink tips. Whenever I get a UROP...

I AM NOW A NATURALIZED U.S. CITIZEN! TRY AND DEPORT ME NOW, BITCHES! I WILL BURY YOU IN PAPERWORK! Oh, and I can vote now, and do jury duty. Only one of those excites me ( Read more... )

YES! I learned to breathe (or rather spit) fire today. It seems dangerous, but I never really felt unsafe. There's basic principles that are easy to follow (like make sure the pressure inside your lungs is always greater than the pressure outside your mouth--basically blow all the time unless your mouth is closed). I only succeeded in making a few ( Read more... )

Yes! I am now officially finished working at BP Solar. It's not that it's a bad place to work, and the people are awesome, it's that the work I had to do was painful, mostly meaningless, and boring as all hell. The past two days have been special because I went to the dentist yesterday, and the guy injected four syringes full of novocain into me. ( Read more... )

BEN, ALEX, ARIN, AND I ARE SO FUCKING STUPID ( Read more... )

Is it wrong to take a shortcut through a cemetery to get to a Frederick Keys game?

and i'm sick of my job.

I'm pretty sure my zipper was open today during my presentation TO THE PRESIDENT OF BP SOLAR. And then he said he liked it (the presentation) and thanked me for my candor, and with only 2.5 weeks left, boy was I candid. Especially about my dislike of the safety department. Fuck them and their crotch-packing safety harnesses.