This happeneed a week or more ago but it's pretty important so you should all be aware of it

Nerds walking across the quad
Guy 1: Have you ever seen Hitch? What you should do is go home and watch Hitch.
Guy 2: No, no dude. I know when to go in for the kill.

How about a post on my apartment nemesis. The toaster Trevor bought. Now I can't blame Trevor too much on this one, because he claims all toasters are like this now, and he seems to be right. The thing has three knobs for temperature, and time, and cook setting? I mean seriously who "grills" or "broils" things with their toaster? I don't know the ( Read more... )

You are a
Social Moderate
(50% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(31% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Centrist

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Today I got rear ended by some dude that wasn't paying attention to where he was going. Dave and I spent like four hours at the hospital. I guess I am just going to be sore for a few days, so that's good(?) Then I need to get my car fixed ( Read more... )

Car wash? More like water spots.

I was thinking, maybe the reason I never update this is because I have the intention of writing a long detailed post but then I feel too lazy to do it, so it never gets done ( Read more... )

The download speed was killing me...PLEASE tell me you updated to eight oh two dot eleven a.

Mark: You know that song?
Me: No?
Mark: The one they play on campus all the time?
Me: ...?
Mark: The rickroll one.
Me: Never Gonna Give You Up?
Mark: Yeah. They played it at Buffalo Wild Wings.
Me: Oh?
Mark: Yeah. Sorry, I guess that's not as good of a story when I tell it.

Why Normal Distributions Suck
By Me.

Having an average shoe size means buying the shoes I want on eBay is a total bidding war. If my feet were larger or smaller by a couple sizes I would be able to snag shoes at sweet prices all day long.

The end.

Oh man. Out of the 11,000+ people participating, I am currently ranking #10 on Facebook's NBA Playoffs Fantasy Team Game thing. Nice. This is the greatest thing I have ever accomplished probably.