since when is being creative for christmas so time consuming?

1) Take your answer to each question and type it into an image search engine
2) Post one of the images from the first page of results.

1. The age you will be on your next birthday:


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I'm actually really surprised christina didn't post about what a great time she had with me. I let her pay for stuff for me, I let her buy me classy alcohol, told her I hit a low but not a rock bottom, looked at shoes I want but can't afford, she taught me about credit cards, we talked to foreigners, I let her look more attractive than me, while ( Read more... )

why is christina so fuckable? i'm in love with her.

also, i am a lesbian

well, i know i've successfully done my job when i start to feel like worms are feasting on the inside of my tummy in the most violent of possible manners.

i just wanna say one thing. i just heard some seriously alarming news. for the last year i've been practically counting down the days till september. now i hear i have to count down till december?!?!?! jess please say this isn't true! Please deny this absolutely ludacris rumor!

I CANNOT LIVE ANOTHER MONTH WITHOUT YOU!!!!

i have a retarded retardedly huge crush.

i dream of seeing him tuck his little head into his blanky, and just looking at that fuzzy part between his ears.

honestly i miss him so much, i haven't told you guys this but i cry at least once a night thinking about him. not for long but sorta loud sometimes. it's ridiculous. i miss him so much.

i sincerely wish that brent weren't gay.
i sincerely wish that i had a penis so mine and brent's relationship could be escalated to the next level.

if only i were a sincere gay man.

sincerely,
guinea pig jeanne.

i need to know if one of you has been sneakily filling up the pig's bottles. i'm a bit worried that they're dehydrating themselves if not. please fess up.