2.5 weeks, 2.5 weeks. Wow. How could the year be so insanely langsam and so schnell, gleichzeitig ( Read more... )

The most evil of bookshelves just collapsed in my room half an hour ago. Collapsing bookshelves in themselves can't be that bad, but three bottles of liquor that your German friends lovingly gave you for your birthday and about 15 books that were ALL presents from either your birthday or from your fling in Tübingen just don't mix very well. My ( Read more... )

Rode bike to friend's house: 1 loser point

Took soup in basket on back of bike because friend was sick: 2 loser points for old-fashioned home remedies, 4 for having a basket on bike

Stayed up until 2 A.M. working on craft project: 35 loser points

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!

Dear Men,

I have officially lost all faith in your species. I apologize for any inconvenience.

Yours truly,
Liz

My birthday came and went. He was a lot of fun. The party was fabulous, and she went until 5 in the morning. I freued myself tremendously because Miranda and Jordan were there ( Read more... )

Mein Gastvater hat mir gerade gesagt, dass ich dicker geworden bin. Scheiße. Deutschland macht dick. Echt.
Also, ich bin eine dicke schwarzhaarige alte Frau. Verdammt noch mal.

Tomorrow around 30 people are coming to celebrate my birthday. This includes a small American sector.

They are coming, beer/whisky/vodka in hand. Should be, at the very least, very very interesting and enlightening.

Eggplant parmisiana, salad with homemade dressing, biscotti, and homemade breadsticks ( Read more... )

This weekend was an opium dream of loveliness that tragically came crashing to an end. Luckily I have tomorrow off of school as well ( Read more... )

Basketball sucks.

And thanks to its suckheit (best Germish word EVER), I almost broke my nose.

Glück gehabt. That's what my Sportlehrerin told me when she looked at it and said it wasn't broken.

But it hurts unbelievably, I'm quite dizzy, and it's turning a nice shade of blue.

Just in time for my birthday party. Oh scheiße y'all.