ahh! livejournal i missed you ( Read more... )

Dear Buckethead ( Read more... )

went to my first braves game the other day ( Read more... )

Hello. It's me again ( Read more... )

i love netflix. i can't imagine my life without it ( Read more... )

we got the rest of the second season of battlestar galactica in the mail ( Read more... )

im very very popular ( Read more... )

oh my god! i'm on jared's computer!!

i started out looking for a job on craigslist, but since he's an asshole and is hogging all the nice jobs for himself, i'm updating my netflix and laughing at bitch's myspaces and downloading porn.

i can hear our neighbors laughing upstairs and one laugh sounds like a dolphin taking a crap in a paper bag.

i always look windswept and confused.

maybe he works in a library and lives in a wind tunnel. or chicago.

i want to go to the aquarium on my birthday to see the penguins ( Read more... )