in a few hours, jess, jennifer, lisa, and i will be in the same room as larry mullen jr, adam clayton, the edge, and bono.

the same room as u2. i don't know what how i'm going to act. i don't think that shitting on myself and wearing it as a scarf would be out of line today.

what if i was dionne warwick from the psychic friends network and jess was elton john for halloween! oh my god. we would get so many almond joy candy bars ( Read more... )

this entire post is about u2 ( Read more... )

this i know for sure ( Read more... )

you can cut a cucumber and a ho ( Read more... )

oh, goodie!

my proactiv came in the mail today.
at least i'll have clear skin for my nervous breakdown.

peace out, problems.
i'm going to meet jared and ryan vaughn for dim sum.

in a few hours jess, ashley!!!!!!!, and i are going to go see the exorcism with chris ( Read more... )

i love you always gets lost in translation.
i love radishes doesn't though.

it's only true if you want it to be.

the after photo [10:20 PM]: well dang shenise you go right on ahead you fix you some more ice cream because when you do youre going to be awarded first prize in the richard simmons look a like contest cause you will become in such good fucking shape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! goddamn sparkly shorts over here ( Read more... )

last night at steak and shake our waitress introduced me to strawberry cheesecake milkshakes. i drank that shit like it was going out of style. it was so well presented and it tasted like my birthday and earth day all rolled into boxing day. i'm thankful that jared didn't say anything as i scarfed it down. he's a good friend for that. i ( Read more... )