it wasn't hot as dragon ball z today ( Read more... )

i get to hang out with rika okayasu today ( Read more... )

the sky cast strange shadows upon the road and in my car as i drove home today. i thought the world was ending, but quickly changed my mind when i stopped listening to the saddest george micheal song ever ( Read more... )

oh my god so let me tell you the story of the century ( Read more... )

i think i'm setting myself up for a big stinking waste of an afternoon coupled with the biggest letdown in the history of the galaxy. well, at least i'll get a free lunch out of it ( Read more... )

“I’ll poop into your butthole and then you’ll poop it back into my butt and we’ll keep doing it back and forth with the same poop.
forever.”

so the weather report i got via voicemail today basically informed me that yes, i will get off of work eventually, and when i do, there will be a glorious sky waiting for me. and JUMPING JACK FLASH SURPRISE ( Read more... )

i am no longer full of hate.
life, you can enter now.
i have finally arrived.

"I remember my childhood name for grasses and secret flowers. I remember where a toad may live and what time the birds awaken in the summer-and what trees and seasons smelled like-how people looked and walked and smelled even. The memory of odors is very

i woke up singing the electric slide song ( Read more... )

antics ( Read more... )