i mean, if someone wanted to make a cd for me and possibly put bjork's 'birthday' somewhere in it, i might go so far as to make a thank you confetti cake for them.

i mean....no pressure.

and we all went to heaven in a little row boat.

me: so, grandma, what are you doing for america's birthday? i hope you got her something nice ( Read more... )

i don't want you to go back to japan ( Read more... )

i'm spending the evening with david sedaris.

you are not going to win.
i will not allow you that satisfaction.
i will prove the stronger one.
i already am.

i only buy the newspaper for the pearls before swine comic strip.
the one from today was excellent.
it's probably online somewhere.

camping trip?
now accepting applications.
you know you want to go.

i am enjoying this.

heavy metal these days just ain't what it used to be.

im off saturday....TODAY ( Read more... )

my day was wasted on people that don't understand me ( Read more... )

im on brendan's computer ( Read more... )