Quickly everyone! Hide your pumpkins!!!

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I'm sticking to pumpkins that are 199 lbs or less.
*nodnodnod*

Try this 41 question personality test http://www.41q.com.

It was quick and amusing.

My results:
http://www.41q.com/type.41q?p=14577255

Good - Wake up to a waterfall while resting next to a beautiful woman on a tropic paradise ( Read more... )

I should be sleeping right now, but when I close my eyes thoughts come rushing to me... playing out like old picture movies. It not one or two thoughts either, tonight there are about 7-8 giant drive-in screens playing side by side. Mind you, they are not horrible, just ones that should have come about earlier in the day when I was more awake and ( Read more... )

There's no earthly way of knowing ( Read more... )

Kidnapped questionnaire :-) Answer in the comments ( Read more... )

I'm HOME ( Read more... )

This is great!!

http://sadkermit.com/video.html

Enjoy!

There is only so much lettuce you can eat before you resent the fact that the Gods saw fit to create an oversized golf ball made out of dirty leaves.

This is part of a much larger rant, but I'm going to go back to killing the lettuce now.

You Are 70% Evil
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